Overheard between my 2 year old, Ruadhán, and 7 year old, Morgaine.
Morgaine: Ruadhán, tell me a story.
Ruadhán: Once there was a monster. A monster truckie, actually.
Morgaine: Oh, yeah?
Ruadhán: And the big monster truck growls *insert cute, but ferocious, growling*.
Morgaine: And why did the truckie growl, Ruadhán?
Ruadhán: Because he had no feet, of course!